The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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