Do you still have your period?
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
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just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
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The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
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