haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
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I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
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I deserve to be covered in dicks
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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