fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Me too!
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Randomize
