And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
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