That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I just gargled with NyQuil
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
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