Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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