Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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