How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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