so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
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I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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