I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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