If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
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He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
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this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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