I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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