it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
there is glitter all over my balls
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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