Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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