why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
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i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
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My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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