Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
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hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
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I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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