yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
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