Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
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I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
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multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
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