around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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