why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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