I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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