This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
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You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
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Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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