We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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