i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Randomize
