4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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