YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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