Sry I called you an 8
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
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