When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
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