what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
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i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
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Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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