So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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