I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
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It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
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So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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