My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
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I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
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Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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