remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
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Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
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My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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