love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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