Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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