She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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