I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
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