i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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