There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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