im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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