Who did Billy Mays play for?
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
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I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
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I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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