I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
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the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
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As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
You can make out without kissing
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