so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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