Tell her she can't have a vagina
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
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you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
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He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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