But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
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Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
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Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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