he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
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we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
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It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
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