umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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