so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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