gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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