At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
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I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
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be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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