You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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