i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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