My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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