Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
this boner is exhausting
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i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
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Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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