IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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